ed, edd n eddy big picture show transcript
"Nazz: [pointing to the lever] "I fell on that thing! "Oh where, oh where has my rotting brain gone! That I'm here to impress your brother?" ]Ed: "Land ho!" [to his sponges] Be free, dear friends! "Edd: [reading] "In case of movie, break glass? ]Edd: "Eddy? ", [The duck boat sits in a swamp, its neck broken and its body abandoned. Do you see him?" [She hugs Eddy and gives him a big kiss.] ]Rolf: "ED-BOYS! Kevin's body slams into the human block and wraps around her. He slips into it and enters an elevator. "[They break into raucous laughter as Edd, upstairs, fiddles with the files. Where are you?! Sorry! [He yawns. "Ed: [hugging Edd] "Happy place, Double D, happy place! As he does so, he knocks a string of sausages loose. "Sarah: [rolling her eyes] "Okay, but you're really gonna miss a doozy! Suddenly, he spots a glint of metal up ahead, and he leaps off. Strangely, the number on the end is 62, and the square is incomplete. "Ed: "Cheap movie. "Ed: "Who? Duh! They come closer together. He tugs on rubber gloves and a surgical mask before entering. Eddy sits up and adjusts the rearview mirror while Edd heaves himself up. "Ooh! "Edd: "Ed! Edd thinks about it. We'll show them!" "Big bro ain't gonna be impressed." "[The kids strain at the door. He then tries to yank his arm free. "Nazz: [offscreen] "Whoa! "Eddy: "Yeah. I don't know where he lives. ]Edd: "Mondo A-Go Go. [He rummages through the closet.] [He runs off. "[A memory hits Ed. "Ed: "shortest elephant!" ]Sarah: "Ew, that's so gross! The door breaks loose from this one, and is quickly followed with the other hinge giving way. IT'S ME! "The Ed-boys shall riddle Rolf's rind no more! It sends the Eds on an epic quest to locate Eddy's big brother. Or at the very least, be a regular customer! ]Ed: "Giddy-up, horsie! "May: "Let's call him Dutch. See how the billboard and the postcard your brother sent you match? "Eddy: [unhappy] "Uncle? ]Edd: [disgusted] "Goodness. [She runs into May. "Rolf: "Rolf will assist you with the Ed-boy flogging, Kevin!" ", [Marie, disguised as Eddy, rounds a corner and ducks behind a tree stump to where her sisters are. I wouldn't miss this Ed-thrashing for all the shoulder pads in the world! [She falls into the machine.] ]Eddy: "My big bro's place! What's that? [He throws the pipe away. [He grabs a stack of random junk.] "Uncle! He pulls out Eddy's wallet.] ]Edd: "Motels cost money, Eddy." Ed, Edd N Eddy Sesong 1-6 + Ed, Edd n' Eddy's Big Picture Show. ]Eddy: "It must be for my brother's car! If they get there before we get there, they'll never get theirs. "[Nazz grabs the whole sandwich and scarfs it. "Help me out of this molasses, it's trying to swallow me. ]Sarah: "Okay, Jimmy. "Eddy: [getting it] "It does? ]Edd: "We're fugitives, Eddy! Say, you got one of those hairpin things? "[The egg finishes cooking, and Rolf picks it up. "Edd: "Exactly!" "Ed: "Autograph, Eddy! "Good lord! Seeing no sign of trouble, he shuts the door. [throws her sisters in the air] "Move it! ]Kevin: "Time's up, Dorko! ]Kevin: [ranting] "I can't believe it! The Destruction of the Lane was an event that took place before the events of Ed, Edd n Eddy's Big Picture Show and served as the premise for the film's plot. "Edd: "Yes, wellwhat's our estimated time of arrival to your brother's sanctuary, Eddy? "[Eddy uses the device on Ed's face. She and Jimmy have been forced to drag the Kankers' wheelbarrow along, acting like horses for the Kankers. Ed taps Eddy on the back with his foot.] Catching a foul odor, he awakens. "Eddy: "What? [He yawns. "Nazz: "Totally!" Fortunately, it cracks as a direct result of this. "Where ya hidin at, ya big lug? "Nazz: "What about his brother? "Lee: "You see em, May?" ]Ed: "Can your brother send me brain waves too, Eddy? [He reaches solid ground. Okay then. ]Eddy: "Super sweet! He grabs his sidekick and takes off. Eddy, belly sad!" ]Nazz: [angry] "How's your bike?! [She stomps off. ]Eddy: "Our problems are over, boys!" [Wilfred attacks Rolf.] The Ed-boys must not escape! His bike continues at it's high pace and slams into a concrete barrier, crumpling into a complete wreck. "Edd: [scared] "Eddy, the laws of probability can be a real mean"Ed: [garbled] "Shut my mouth! [Edd turns around and walks off. We are three no more, Eddy! ]Edd: "Ed! We're gonna need em. "[Sarah and Jimmy race to the sidewalk just in time to see the car go by, followed immediately by Kevin, on his bike; Rolf, on his pig; and Nazz, running after them. ]Nazz: "What do we do now? A FOUL-UP WANNABE LOSER!" ]Rolf: "Wilfred! Inside, the lights switch on. "Hang on, man! [Jimmy opens his mouth to scream. [He goes after them, tiptoeing from tiny island to tiny island.] "[Edd and Eddy stumble backwards and trip over the rug. "Ed: "Nighty night! The title flashes on the screen: A backyard is shown. SHLOOHORM! The Eds scream as they go through the woods and fly over a ravine into the junkyard. You're so neeve. Save yourself" [He crumples to the ground. "Eddy: [panicked] "Don't just stand there! "Excuse me. "[The two giggle and walk off. ]Eddy: [tapping the jar] "So these things know where my bro lives?" "[Edd rushes over and parts the curtains only to find that it's been bricked up. Something big! "Sarah: "Ah ah AAAAHH!!! I'm sure he'd like to hear about that. ]Sarah: "Let's go see, Jimmy! Save yourselves!" [He grabs his hat back and cleans it.] ]Kevin: "Eddy?" He trips over a piece of machinery and flies into a lawn chair. "Sarah: "I don't know, Jimmy. "I'm returning home! I've got nothing to go on!" ]Captain Melonhead: "No sign of those fiends here, Splinter! Oh! [Edd takes out a jar and captures them. No! For what, I don't know. "[He spots a speck of mud on his bike and tries to clean it. [They slump to the ground. "Eddy: "They'll never find us in here!" [She slings a bucket of clothespins at May. [He begins to slip out.] "[Ed puts some bread in a toaster and sets it to go off before grabbing a bag and stuffing it full. ]Ed: "Hi, Double D! He looks over to Ed, who is trying to get the camel to run. Come, Wilfred! Rolf, dazed by the blow, staggers around in the middle of the road. ]Nazz: "THAT'S WHAT I THINK OF YOUR STUPID BIKE! [Eddy pulls himself out. "Marie: "That's 'cause we're just walking around in a circle." "[He notices the "Out of Order" label Edd stuck on the trunk. Main Page; All Pages; Community; Interactive Maps; Recent Blog Posts; Community. "Eddy: "Hey Sockhead, can you see my bro's place from up there? "Ed, you idiot!" "Kevin: "No way. "[As he looks for them, a long hedge rolls out. "umend?" Think I was cool. [He shuts the gate.] Once the canteen is empty, he throws it and the cork over his shoulder. ]Eddy: "Surprised you didn't run out of paint. "Edd: [realizing what he said] "Oh my!" ]Ed: "Pardon me, miss, but I think you dropped your lunch!" Could we not joineth the circus? As it does this, Edd turns green, and Eddy gripped the wheel as he was thrown out the window. "Can we please get down to the business at hand?" ]Edd: "May I borrow this, Ed?" [whispering] "I'm frightened. Nothing to fear." Are you aware of the consequences we're about to endure? "Edd: "Courage, courage, Eddward. He sees Rolf searching for him. "No one beats up our little love muffins! "AAAAHHHH!!! "Jimmy: "Okay. ]Timber, the Dark Shard:The Gourd: "What? Your brother is a whaler? ", [Rolf is looking through his shed. Pulling himself together] "That I regretfully con-fessto" [a few tears leak out] "I regretfully confess to my involvement in the inexcusable, unconscionable, reprehensible, abhorrent, detrimental, detestable, immoral, thoughtless, hurtful" [Edd's writing goes jagged, and he stops and wails.] What scares Rolf is not the udder, but the drawing on ita mustached Eddy with "I Bro" on his shirt. ]The Gourd: "And his evil cohort, Timber, the Dark Shard!" "Eddy: "So can we go inside now? "[When the Kankers finish putting Eddy's brother inside, Marie reattaches the door, and shortly thereafter, a flurry of girlish giggling erupts. Wait! ]Eddy: "He's a mean one!" "[Up ahead is a gigantic swarm of flies. You're sinking in QUICKSAND!! ]Eddy: "DON'T HURT ME!" But that's what you get for wrestling walruses. Say, let's go to my place! Ed, Edd n Eddy's Big Picture Showis an animated roadcomedytelevision filmthat serves as the series finalefor the animated series Ed, Edd n Eddy. "[Ed runs forward. "Kevin: "They were here, I can feel it. ", [The sun dawns brightly, beaming down on a picturesque field. "Edd: "It's just that it's difficult for me to sleep in an unlabeled environment. Suddenly, a crunch comes from behind him. As if our laundry wasn't dirty enough! What barbarian would allow their secreting masses of flesh to wander the field? "[The chains break as Rolf slams his head through the door. "Ed: "Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! Coincidentally, this happens to have a large paddlewheel contraption. Lee looks up, alert, and runs in its direction. "Eddy: "Uncle! "[Edd turns to Ed with a dangerous look. "Ed: "Does it hurt, Double D? [after a few moments] "WHERE'S MY FLOWERS DUTCH?!?!?" Its doors open and we see our heroes, ready to venture into the world so they may find and defeat the villainous scumbags Ed, Edd, and Eddy. "It's a wheeze-widdler! "Eddy's Brother: [stroking his goatee] "Why not?" ]Rolf: "Peel your onions, Ed-boy!" "Ed: "I helped too! Edd joins them. "May: "Aw, he's squirming! You see, this stream is a veritable highway that will lead us straight to it. "[Ed and Eddy are sinking in quicksand. We're kinda connected! Ed! Sarah looks at the ladybug.] [reaching for Edd's shoulder] "My bro don't live"Edd: [slapping his hand away] "DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH ME!!!" "[Kevin rushes over and begins to strain against it. "[Edd clutches his forehead. "Nazz: "That'd be the last thing they'd do. "Marie: [taking Jimmy's other leg] "Laundry boy's all mine, Lee. "[Her shirt snags on the wheel, and she gets lifted up. [He removes his gloves.] "[Ed runs off. ", [A rumbling and and screaming from a pipe as a heavy load travels along it. "Edd: "I'm afraid we haven't any food, Ed. ]Lee: "We got chisled, girls! Seeing no one, he smiles. "Edd: "How can you be so certain, Eddy? "[The roof tears off, and Rolf, Nazz, Jonny, and Plank fly away. "]Edd: "There." He looks around. I'm pretty sure they won't be going back to the cul-de-sac. "Eddy: "Get in, get in! "Eddy: [after a yawn] "I would if that stupid scam worked. Suddenly, we are able to see that the truck is in fact the Kanker sisters' wheelbarrow, the lights are flashlights mounted on it, and the horn is a clown horn. "Edd: "HEEELLLPPP! ]Edd: "By the authority vested in me, sanctioned by moi, I hereby christen this seaworthy vessel, the esteemed, um" [reading the writing on the side] "S. S. Mutant Almost A Chicken Duck?" ]Ed: "Double D! ]Eddy: [grinning] "Gotcha." Bouncing off that, he flies into the air and falls into a wheelbarrow full of clothes. "[Edd slams the cabinet shut and is thanked with a cloud of dust to his face. What are you doing here? As the kids finish the song, the screen fades to black, and Edd uses his labeler one last time, in order to put a label reading "The End" on the screen. Suddenly, an udder slams into his face. Whoa. Stumbling backwards, he spots his shoe and rips it off before trying to get his sock off with his teeth. [releasing his repressed rage] "A SAP?!?! ]Captain Melonhead: "No thanks are necessary, citizens." He pushes Edd to the door, and a piece of toast falls off Edd's back. "Come back! "[The Kankers abruptly let go. [A bus pulls up to the curb. "Sarah: "None of your beeswax! This rage train ain't stoppin till I thump those three twerps! ], [Edd is in his room, whimpering. "Splinter the Wonderwood:Captain Melonhead: "Who's an idiot? ]Sarah: [following him in] "I swear if he eats one more corn dog off the ground, I'll"Marie: "Look! ]Captain Melonhead: "PLAAAAAANK!!!! [He looks for Edd. ]Jimmy: "Forest imps! "Eddy: "I bet he's there right now! "Sarah: [lifting Jimmy's chains] "Move it, Jimmy! ]Eddy: "Hey, quit tossing my cookie! The second he sees it, he loses his composure. "Eddy: "Poor little ol' Sockhead. He did?" "[Nazz ignores him. "Accursed swine! "May: "Did you hear what Dutch said? When he clambers back on, he tries another position, but this one hurts his back.] The impact with the wall shakes the boys off, and they fall on the grass outside Eddy's house. "Splinter the Wonderwood:Captain Melonhead: "We're takin the what? TAKE ME!" Beneath it is a periscope. ], [Wilfred is following the trail. [He laughs as he runs away from Ed. Finally she smacks the sticks on the kindling. "Eddy: "WHERE'D HE COME FROM? Lay off him, man! Nothing to it? Jawbreakers are on me! Uncle!" "[The Eds rush out of Eddy's room and head down the hall. I don't get it. Do something! ]Nazz: [getting up] "Ow! "Eddy: "And he's got a peg leg too! "Eddy: [moving his friend's heads back into place as he responds] "As if! "Sarah: "Let's have a picnic and watch! [He grins insanely.] Spotting his chair, Ed shakes the assorted items and the stuffing out of it into the bag and shoves the chair into the bag. ]Nazz: "Kevin, stop!" Sleepytime guys." "Edd: "If you had paid attention to what I said and not pushed the red button" [Ed comes out of his spot only to witness the start of a brawl. "[Kevin slams them a third time, and this time they spin in circles. The door won't hold for much longer! The machinery begins moving for perhaps the first time in 10 years. "Eddy: "No, no, not that! Suddenly, Eddy grabs it. ]Eddy: [noticing Ed] "Hey, why don't you quit standing there and do something"Ed: "WHALE!" "Aren't those ankle-biters from the cul-de-sac? "I'll go examine the factory's filing cabinets and see what I can find." "Eddy's Brother: [as Eddy tries to get away] "Belittle? ]Eddy: "Lighten up, Sockhead. ]Nazz: "Whoa! ]Eddy: "You catch that, Ed?" "Edd: [sweating profusely] "Yes. ]Eddy: "Ed! "[May pins him up and proceeds to nurse him with a bottle of ketchup. Kevin runs after them, carrying a metal pipe. ]Rolf: "Downtrodden rabbit radishes! "Edd: [gulping] "Oh my. He's always been little. "[The two crash into a peach shed. See me?!?" He scores a direct hit, and the two fall into the water at the waterfall's base. ]Eddy: [taking his postcard back] "Gah! ", [The door to the factory creaks open. This is followed in short order by several more. You're gonna wreck it! The picture is only marred by a despondent boy wheeling his bike across the grass. [patting it] "Hello, Wilfred! "Eddy: "This comic's useless!" ]Lee: "First one inside gets to give him mouth to mouth! You shoulda known it would go bad! [He gallops around, looking for it.] ], [Edd works on the boat while Eddy relaxes in the shade. He is out-of-breath. Edd is using a strange device. "Edd: [looking through his ties] "Opinion please, Ed. ]Edd: [astounded] "Pardon? "Nazz: [handing him the label] "Hey Kev, check this out! I am Ed! Oh don't you give up on me! Bunch of mascot-hating, lemon-sucking" [Ed takes his comic back. EDDY! "Lee: "Heh. Jonny enters his backyard and pretends to nonchalantly swing. ]Eddy: "I'm really starting to hate slapstick." "[The Kankers grab Rolf. ], [Outside the Melon Cave, a tree stump's top slides open and two heroes burst out. "[The Eds run to the front doors of the factory. "In your dreams, shovel-chin. "[Ed releases the car door briefly and grabs at the steering wheel. He slowly stops and looks from side to side. "[Lying in front of Rolf is a cow.
